In honor of the return of Project Runway, here are my favorite top ten reality show quotes of all time (so far).
And don't ask me what seasons these were from. What do you think, I have nothing better to do than watch TV?
10. The Oh, No, He Didn't award: "I'm not your bitch, bitch!" (Top Chef)
9. The Where's Mrs. Garrett award: " There's entirely too much tootie." (Project Runway)
8. The Biracial Butterfly award: Just about any stupidity to come out of Jade Cole's mouth. (America's Next Top Model)
7. The Oh So True/Sense Confusion award: "Whenever I'm near Jade, all I smell is - bitch." (America's Next Top Model)
6. The Where Did That Come From award: "This is not a butt-rubbing contest." (Top Chef)
5. The Repressed Sexuality award: Little girl: "I just love boobies. I love touchin' 'em, and..." Mom: (interrupting) "Stop, that's nasty." (Toddlers and Tiaras)
4. The Heidi award: "Oh. That's Baaad. But true!" (Project Runway)
3. The Do They Use Ultrabright award: "How do the letters on the Hollywood sign stay white?" (The Millionaire Matchmaker)
2. The I'll Use It When It's Convenient award: Gina saying she's in the competition to represent Asian models and then saying she doesn't date Asian men. (America's Next Top Model)
1. The Needs No Intro award: "Make it Work!" (Project Runway)
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